Von Singer thinks he is so clever, so handsome. Niet! I am so handsome and clever that a new word must be invented to describe me. I am the handcleversomest!
Just look at me with my fancy umbrella! Where is Von Singer's umbrella? Does he have one? Niet! He is, how do you say. . . lame. Only Bloodlukov is handcleversome enough to dance about with an umbrella making attractive faces to woo all who behold his handcleversomeness.
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